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Friday, September 30, 2005

Honeypot intrusion detection.. watch out the spider could be the victim!

Honeypot intrusion detection software is a good strategy in network security, but watch out, you may exposing your system to a superior hacker!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Monday, September 26, 2005

Internet network security policies are flawed!

My 'Aha' moment yesterday was figuring out the key problem with internet security : All companies have a flawed internet network security policy.

What are corporate security planners doing about this? Nothing! Except maybe publishing some 200 pages of security information,putting it in a huge binder and leaving it in their boss's cabin (all for the benefit of termites* who have heard about these huge security policy binders)

** A special breed of termites feeds exclusively on Internet network security policy binders since these are almost never besmirched by human hands.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Yahoo anti spy has got some good reports

Recently,I have got some good reports on Yahoo anti spy. Apparently, the folks at yahoo have woken up to the importance of protecting data centers and finally developing some good software ( a break , I guess, from counting all the money they are making!)

Friday, September 09, 2005

Server virtualization The Hype continues

I met a couple of my data center consulting customers and they were really surprised to know that I felt server virtualization was a complete sham.

I asked them to name one data storage vendor who allows real cross vendor virtualization.. and they just shook their heads and reluctantly agreed with me!

Sunday, August 28, 2005

What are SANs- (Storage area networks) ?

There are really too many people asking me about Storage area networks these days.. and parroting the latest buzzwords (without understanding any of the basics of storage area networks!)

Well,guys, you may like to read the basics of storage area networks and then have a meaningful conversation with me!

Friday, August 05, 2005

Storage server virtualization- The great new hype!

Storage server virtualization- Is there a greater racket or marketing hype in the data center world today?

The utopian promise of storage server virtualization

  • Server virtualization to provide vendor independent data storage
  • Lower data storage costs

Isnt that a pipedream?

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Blade server reviews

Have you been visited by your friendly neighbourhood server salesman who has sold blade servers as the latest hot product and ideal for your data centers? Do you realise that blade servers or their equivalents have been sold by mainframe vendors for almost 40 years now!
After reading blade server reviews, I am convinced that blade servers are another outrageous reinvention of the mainframe wheel with new buzzwords.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Network intrusion detection-You had better be doing this!

If you are responsible for your organization's network security and disk management, you had better be taking care of network security having a intrusion detection strategy in place. Intrusion detection can detect internal and external break-ins to mission critical data.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Are disk backups safe?

Are disk backups safe? Have any of you disk recovery professionals asked that question? I personally think that disk backups are extremely dangerous to organizational security and every disk recovery professional worth his salt needs to watch where he places his disk backups.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Funny computer virus incident

A really funny computer virus incident. One of my pals had a computer disk crash due to his friendly attitude towards viruses- He never bothered to install any antivirus software. When I triumphantly displayed the offending virus files, his wife wondered rather innocently whether it was safe to let the kids into the room.

Okay, I agree, the above anti virus software story is apocryphal,but I just wanted to talk about the gullibility of people as regards disk crash consultants and antivirus software.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Learn computer forensics and turn detective!

Computer forensics is an exciting career and enables computer geeks to actually become crime detectives!

Its really true, you can liven up your staid IT job by getting into computer forensics -and assist the law in bringing criminals to justice! Get into computer forensics training and dont let anyone tell you that computers are boring again!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Its offsite backup services,stupid!

I met another of those strange Fortune 100 clients who had this brilliant (read stupid!) idea of combining data backup services with disaster recovery.
While agreeing with him (as any good consultant does out of respect for the client), I realised that what this guy was saying wasnt altogether stupid.

Offsite data backup services achieve exactly what is mentioned above,combining data backup services with disaster recovery disk management.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Well, the disk storage consultant is back!

Well, I have finally 'recovered' the password of this disk storage and recovery blog. So much for my credentials as a data recovery expert! :-)

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Data center knowledge -Fortune 100 companies are stupid!

Being a data center consultant,I am constantly amazed by the stupidity of some Fortune 100 companies. It is so difficult and a real torture to deal with stupid people and some data center operations professional in the Fortune 100 companies are outrageously stupid ideas on data center setups and disk recovery

Guys,please advice your stupid friends (who definitely dont read this blog!) to at least read this basic data center setup information

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Business continuity champion and no pay hike?

The Sorbannes-Oxley Act (i could have got the spelling wrong) has been passed- my boss had told me last year that the passing of this act spelt good times for us data center professionals (http://www.data-recovery-reviews.com) , but I havent heard anything from my boss yet :-(

Gary
Diskman- Business continuity champion (so I claim)

Friday, July 23, 2004

A funny disk recovery business continuity professional

What could be a more tiring - imagine explaining my profession to someone.A boring business continuity planning professional and consultant..

Check out this conversation I had with a friend recently
She-- What do u do for a living?
Me : A business continuity planning consultant
She-- What?
She-- So, you help prevent disasters?
Me: Hey,you are smart.. (a little flattery is always good)-- yeah.. i help companies recover from disasters - save company data in computer systems- disk recovery,disaster recovery,floppy disk recovery etc.
She-- So,u recover data for companies?
Me: Well,I am a consultant for disaster recovery planning,so I help them do data center disaster recovery planning.
She-- U mean,u dont do anything,just plan?
Me: (now that the cover was blown) Yeah.. I just offer business recovery plans using some business continuity disaster recovery planning software
She-- Well, I am a flower stylist- I help plan floral designs..

Gary Joseph
http://www.data-recovery-reviews.com
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